Farrah Abraham "Blowin'" Music Video: So Bad It's ... No, It's Just Bad!

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Farrah Abraham's latest music video has reminded us that before she was into porn, she totally tried to be a musician. It also reminds us of how terrible she is.

Like, hilariously bad. Her new track "Blowin'" (as in your mind, not James Deen's member) is so far beyond the point of bad that we lack the appropriate words.

You couldn't dream up a spoof of a Farrah Abraham music video that would fail as hard as her actual song, which we suppose makes it awesome in a way.

One might even say it's mind "Blowin'" ... the irony:

Yeah. It's like a legendary joke she's not in on.

Like previous efforts "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom" and "On My Own" (below), Farrah Abraham overuses auto-tune more than parodies of auto-tune.

According to the lyrics, which she uploaded herself, it appears to be a song about being better then [sic] normal and showing them what your [sic] made of.

She's "Blowin'" at grammar, that's for sure.

As for the baffling music video, it features her partying with friends and hanging with daughter Sophia, who is going to be so, so confused in a few years.

Read some lyrical experts from this work of genius after the jump and tell us if you think she might be the worst singer in the history of modern music ...

Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need,
Im blowin (I'm blowin)
All these bullies away

Celeburty - Celeburty - Celeburty
Being yourself is makin you famous

Live and learn
Be better then normal
Make those mistakes
Your blowin (your blowin)
all their minds away
(Appearance, Sexuality, Ability)

Casted out
Now your standin out
Like a star
Be true to you
Topin all the charts

CelebURty - CelebURty - CelebURty
Being yourself is makin you famous

All these ups
And downs
With the best
Support around
(Following, Friend requestin, Fan pages)
Bein a star Is better then
Not knowin (not knowin)
Who your are

Let the hate stack up
Positivity push through
Being you (Bein You)
Take your time, (Have the last laugh)
It's your time

Being ourselves made us famous

Yeah ... we got nothing when it comes to this girl. Not anymore. Between the Farrah Abraham sex tape and her music career, we are utterly speechless.

And yet, there may be no other celebrity these days who fascinates us in quite the same way ... even if it's a morbid curiosity, disbelieving kind of way.

For more reasons why, click through the gallery below:

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Go back to porn, sweetheart.

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Farrah is going to sing and then she's gonna eat me!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

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TROLL 2 is better than this.

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You know Mark Wahlberg said it best in a movie called "The Other Guys" and I like to say that to Farrah right now "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?"

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just telling you once again: WHO'S BAD?

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that's sooooooo bad! wow... waste of money to make that 'video'

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This video both sucks and blows and I'm not talking about her Porn Flick!

Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
Full Name
Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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