Colleen Cudney was convicted of DUI in 2012, and placed on probation as a result. One condition of her probation was to remain alcohol free.
Imagine how spooked she must have been the day after St. Patrick’s Day, when the 22-year-old was summoned for a random breathalyzer test.
The Westland, Michigan resident passed, but the made the unbelievably baffling to celebrate the good news on Facebook. People are not smart.
Police told WDIV she posted, “Buzz killer for me, I had to breatalyze this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol my dumbass."
A buzz killer for her, indeed.
But not as much so as when Colleen Cudney's LOL-tastic Facebook post got the attention of the Westland police, who notified her probation officer.
The department then called her up and told Colleen they wanted her to take a urine test, which unlike a breathalyzer, can show if she drank within 80 hours.
Colleen hung up on them. This is an automatic probation violation.
Even more astonishingly, her probation was set to end in a few weeks, but she'll be back in court April 1 for a hearing and faces up to three months in jail.
These people who lost their jobs based on dumb social media moves can surely sympathize (if they're not blazed out of their minds like @CarlyCrunkBear):