Life can be tough sometimes.
These are big enough problems on their own, but they're nothing compared to real problems; they're chopped liver compared to the sort of problems that earn the hashtag #FirstWorldProblems on Twitter.
Such as one's cleaning lady showing up late... or one's pool cover being broken... or one's iPad being too bright.
The horror of these stories! How do these folks survive?!? It's unclear.
But enjoy reading about first world whining below: