Vanderpump Rules Season 2 Episode 17 featured more fireworks as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff's reunion grew heated and emotional.
In a special episode, Andy Cohen and the cast shared unaired scenes of Vanderpump Rules Season 2 and secrets that were never revealed before.
Or so we were told. There wasn't a whole lot revealed, to tell you the truth. Unless you count what the cast does “to look good” and keep up in Los Angeles.
Scheana Marie and Ariana go to a chamber that was negative 230 degrees, because a salon told them that it would boost their metabolism and burn calories.
Stassi, Katie, and Tom get waxed, Jax follows a strict supplement diet and works out six days a week, and Peter helped Jax shoot his own workout video.
If you haven't fallen asleep by now, it does get slightly better ...
On the topic of whether Jax will “ever settle down," we see an unaired clip of Stassi, Katie, and Kristina calling him out for changing his relationship status.
In another scene Stassi reads all of the desperate text messages from Jax to Scheana, and in another, we see Tom and Jax discussing cheating.
Before either of them actually admitted they cheated, natch. Ironically, Tom confesses to Jax that he would like to watch Kristen hook up with another girl.
Mostly, the clips are just goofy outtakes, although Andy also shared a scene of a heated competition between the Sur bartenders that was notable.
Lisa Vanderpump soon realizes that Jax has no idea what he is doing and also shares clips of her discussing the Sur’s servers’ etiquette at work.
You can go watch Vanderpump Rules online to see for yourself, but it doesn't feel like many of the aforementioned secrets were actually revealed.
Fortunately, we'll always have the INSANE fights: