Vanderpump Rules Season 2 Episode 17 featured more fireworks as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff's reunion grew heated and emotional.
In a special episode, Andy Cohen and the cast shared unaired scenes of Vanderpump Rules Season 2 and secrets that were never revealed before.
Or so we were told. There wasn't a whole lot revealed, to tell you the truth. Unless you count what the cast does “to look good” and keep up in Los Angeles.
Scheana Marie and Ariana go to a chamber that was negative 230 degrees, because a salon told them that it would boost their metabolism and burn calories.
Stassi, Katie, and Tom get waxed, Jax follows a strict supplement diet and works out six days a week, and Peter helped Jax shoot his own workout video.
If you haven't fallen asleep by now, it does get slightly better ...
On the topic of whether Jax will “ever settle down," we see an unaired clip of Stassi, Katie, and Kristina calling him out for changing his relationship status.
In another scene Stassi reads all of the desperate text messages from Jax to Scheana, and in another, we see Tom and Jax discussing cheating.
Before either of them actually admitted they cheated, natch. Ironically, Tom confesses to Jax that he would like to watch Kristen hook up with another girl.
Mostly, the clips are just goofy outtakes, although Andy also shared a scene of a heated competition between the Sur bartenders that was notable.
Lisa Vanderpump soon realizes that Jax has no idea what he is doing and also shares clips of her discussing the Sur’s servers’ etiquette at work.
You can go watch Vanderpump Rules online to see for yourself, but it doesn't feel like many of the aforementioned secrets were actually revealed.
Fortunately, we'll always have the INSANE fights:
1. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight!
Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7.
2. Real Housewives of Atlanta FIGHT
The Real Housewives of Atlanta aired an insane fight in January 2014. Watch the buildup and then the flying fists here.
3. Vanderpump Rules Fight: Tom Punches Jax
Tom punches Jax on Vanderpump Rules. Just another insane fight on the reality show.
4. Vanderpump Rules FIGHT
Stassi Schroeder accuses Kristen Doute of sleeping with her ex-boyfriend on Vanderpump Rules ... and all hell breaks loose.
5. Real Housewives of New Jersey Fight: Prostitution Whore!
Teresa Giudice unloads on Danielle Staub and calls her a prostitution whore on the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
6. Jenelle Evans Girl Fight
Jenelle Evans absolutely pummels a girl named Brittany Truett back in her wilder days. At least Jenelle didn't sucker punch her like Sharkeisha.
7. Sharkeisha Video
This video of Sharkeisha getting into a fight has gone viral. It spread so quickly and caused so much controversy that Instagram yanked it.
8. Perez Hilton and Will.i.am: The Fight
This video was shot of the fight between Perez Hilton and will.i.am. It was a complete $h!tshow from the looks of it.
9. Cat Attacks Woman in Snow
You gotta see what happens when this woman kicks snow in a cat's face. It doesn't end well for her.
10. Snooki Getting Punched on Jersey Shore
A classic scene from the first season of Jersey Shore. Snooki gets her clock cleaned in the bar by Brad Ferro.
11. Rick Ross vs. Young Jeezy
It's Rick Ross vs. Young Jeezy! These two went at it at a taping for a BET awards show.
12. Shia LaBeouf Fights in London
Shia LaBeouf gets into a fight in London in this video. He even head butts a dude.
13. Kanye West Attacks Photographer
Kanye West attacks a photographer, again, as seen in this amazing TMZ video from July 2013.
14. Gypsy Sisters Fight
A couple of cast members from Gypsy Sisters on TLC go at it in an epic girl fight. Lovely.
15. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Fight
This fight on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding is an all-timer. Seriously, even by inane reality show standards.
17. Amber Portwood-Gary Shirley Fight
Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley FIGHT on MTV's Teen Mom. It's one for the ages right here.
18. Kailyn Lowry Fight
Kailyn Lowry fights Javi Marroquin in a very controversial moment from Teen Mom 2.
19. Jenelle Evans Fights Roommate on Teen Mom 2
Jenelle Evans throws down with her roommate and her boyfriend on the January 24, 2012 episode of Teen Mom 2.
20. Jersey Shore Fight in Slow Motion
Sammi and JWoww from Jersey Shore throw down in slow motion. This video is amazing.
21. Jersey Shore - One Shot Fight
Ronnie Magro knocks some guy out cold on Jersey Shore. What a douche.