The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 15 showed us a more tender side of Carlton. Or at least that was what she tried to convey it seemed.
She may be a Wiccan sex fiend who flips the f--k out at anyone and anything, but she is just crushed, hurt, beside herself that Kyle called her an anti-Semite.
Carlton tries to argue that she lived in South Africa once and therefore loves all of humanity. You know, because it's ethnically, culturally diverse there.
Maybe the editing isn't doing her justice, but you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to witness this insane rambling for yourself.
In any case, Carlton uninvited Kyle from her business party, and later on, Lisa failed to negotiate a peace treaty a la Rick Ross and Young Jeezy.
It didn't work out, and that wasn't even the biggest feud of the episode. That belongs to Brandi Glanville and Lisa, who she begins to be suspicious of.
Brandi broaches the topic - that Lisa is a meddler who manipulates her - with Kim, and they both agree they that they love Lisa, but she's also scary.
Kyle, the next person Bravo lined up to hear Brandi's confessions, just shrugs if off. Clearly she doesn't want to be on Lisa's bad side. So scary!
If there's any show where you can not only expect, but enjoy watching the cast simply talk behind one another's backs for an hour, it's this one BTW.
Speaking of the puppet master, she is sashaying around her house getting ready for some photo shoot, unaware that people are talking about her.
Or maybe she's totally aware of it and set it all in motion ... that's what the true manipulators do, think three or four steps ahead of you at all times.
And since The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 15 didn't have enough drama, Brandi invites herself along on Joyce and Kyle's trip to Puerto Rico.
Brandi knows that she and Joyce will never be the best of friends, but she's certain that she can keep it together for a brief vacation in the tropics.
Good luck with that.