In one of our favorite tabloid reports of 2014 thus far, Selena Gomez has recruited Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift in a plan to “take down” Miley Cyrus.
You're not even gonna believe why, THGers. Actually, maybe you will.
Life & Style claims Lovato and Swift are helping Gomez “plot revenge” against Cyrus for - yes hooking up with Justin Bieber - while he was dating Gomez.
A purported Gomez “insider” quoted by the magazine says, “Both Taylor and Demi know how heartbroken Selena’s been, and hate what Miley did to her.”
Adds the source of the alleged alliance, “All four girls used to be friendly, but when Selena heard Miley started making moves on Justin, it went downhill.”
Of course, it's very much unclear if that ever happened ... but whatever.
If you except this hilarious story as even remotely true, which is a major stretch, how are they planning this supposedly epic takedown of Miley Cyrus?
"By refusing to attend the same parties and club events as Miley, and trash talking her to anyone who’ll listen," for starters, they hope to end her reign.
The end goal of this smear camapign, an insider alleges? "Freezing Miley out of lucrative appearances that used to net her a jaw-dropping $300,000 a night.”
Wait a second now ... Miley Cyrus does paid appearances? Since when?
All four ladies are huge celebrities at this point, with successful careers and tours. Neither is relying on money from club appearances a la Farrah Abraham.
Also, Miley Cyrus being frozen out of anything? That's clearly not happening. Her profile continues to grow with every Twerk or fan's thong she eats.
Not shockingly, according to a Gomez insider, the story is totally bogus:
“There is no conspiracy against Miley. These girls are all way too busy in their lives to be participating in the nonsense described in this ridiculous story.”
Well that's just too logical and not nearly fun enough. Boo. Alas, this gossip item was just too fun not to print, but it appears too good to be true.
Not Miley, though. No need to drag her good name into this ...
1. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #1
One of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It's pretty interesting if true.
2. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #2
The second of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It's pretty incriminating if true.
3. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #3
The third of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It's pretty interesting if true.
4. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #4
The fourth of text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It's pretty interesting stuff if true.