Two men in Herkimer, New York were arrested this week and charged with sexual misconduct against a cow.
According to state police, a local farmer was confused as to why his animals were not producing their typical amount of milk and subsequently set up video surveillance in his barn to figure out why "his cows appeared anxious."
Turns out, they had a really good reason to be!
The footage depicted Reid A. Fontaine of trying to have sex with several cows, while Michael H. Jones filmed the encounters.
Both men were arrested and released on appearance tickets.
Little else is known about the incident... but what what else would you want to know anyhow?!?
Even the Taco Bell Breakfast Menu finds this disgusting.