The Mom-In-Chief has some words of wisdom for the Idiotic-Singer-In-Trouble.
With Justin Bieber to face charges for allegedly egging his neighbor's home month, Michelle Obama has actually spoken out on the young singer and offered some advice.
Some advice for his parents, actually.
"I would pull him close," Obama tells ABC News of what she'd do if she were Bieber's mother. "I would be very present in his life right now. And I would be probably with him a good chunk of the time, just there to talk, to figure out what's going on in his head, to figure out who's in his life and who's not."
In Jeremy Bieber's defense, he has been spending time with his son recently.
He's just been doing it aboard a private plane, getting high and being abusive.
The First Lady, of course, is the mother of Sasha, 12, and Malia, 15, and says she is basing her opinion of her own experiences.
"I found that to be the case with my kids," Obama says. "They just want you near, you know – they want that advice from a parent. They want to see you on a daily basis, because the thing is he's still a kid. He's still growing up. So, I would pull him close."
Mrs. Obama is somewhat alone in that opinion, though.
Over 250,000 citizens have signed a petition to have Bieber deported to Canada. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney says an official response is on the way soon.
Which is legally required when a petition earns that many signatures. And which is totally hilarious.