Forget the demand for the ever-popular Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Something else related to her won't stop growing: Her rear end!
According to the latest issue of celebrity gossip tabloid In Touch Weekly, Kim is going through a "diet disaster" because her "butt won't stop growing!"
Look at that thing! It's bigger than the ego of Kanye West!
Sorry. These people just make it too easy sometimes.
The magazine alleges that during a recent outing in L.A., Kim's “backside strained to escape the confines of her trousers,” an embarrassing incident documented on the cover above.
“Kim is desperate to lose weight," a totally real source tells the tabloid.
It's a noble aspiration, yes, "But she gets lazy and loves to eat."
This is an extra big problem at the moment because the Kimye wedding is scheduled for May and Kardashian fears she'll look “atrocious” and be “humiliated" at the event.
Even if that's true, though, whatever. Won't Kim just be getting married again in a couple years? You have to admit, it's a question worth asking given her track record.
Either way, the tabloids will have a field day with her for years to come ...