Thank you, Khloe Kardashian, for saying what we've all been thinking for years.
In a legitimately funny Chelsea Lately sketch Tuesday night, Khloe took mother Kris Jenner to talk show court and asked her a simple question:
Complaining that she's always in "third place" when it comes to her mom's affections, Khloe delivers her lines very well and hilariously acknowledges that Kim is the "Golden Goose," she gets why that sex tape star would be first.
But Kourtney?!? Kourtney is like "watching paint dry," Khloe argues, an assertion with which Judge Handler agrees.
Watch the great segment below, but be warned: it does conclude with a Kris Jenner bikini picture:
Consider us impressed, Khloe. You're our new favorite!
1. Kisses from the Kardashians
The Kardashians blow some kisses our way in this appearance. This is a photo from their fragrance launch in 2011.
2. Kardashians in the UK
The Kardashian sisters wave to their fans in this photo. It's unclear why they have fans, of course.
3. Kourtney Kardashian Red Carpet Pic
Kim Kardashian and kompany greet fans overseas in this photo. They are a big hit in England. No one knows why.
4. Another Kim Kardashian Red Carpet Pic
Kim Kardashian poses here at... who knows where? It's just one of a number of red carpet events that pay her to stand around.
5. Khloe Kardashian Red Karpet Photo
Looking good, Khloe Kardashian! The reality star poses here on the red carpet.
6. Red Karpet Kouple
That's how we would look, too, if we were holding Kim Kardashian's hand. Kanye West realizes here just what he has gotten into.
7. Red Karpet Kim
Kim Kardashian does two things well: pose naked and stand on a red carpet. She's spotted here, doing the latter.
8. Kim Kardashian in Gold
What do you think of Kim Kardashian in gold? We're loving this color on the reality star.
9. Two Kardashians
Khloe Kardashian looks like a giant alongside Kim Kardashian. And speaking of giant: look at those boobs!
10. The Kardashians in Vegas
Kim Kardashian turned 33 with a party in Las Vegas. Sisters Kourtney and Khloe came along for the occasion.
11. Lamar Odom, Kris Humphries, Kardashians
Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries have something in common: they have each seen a Kardashian sister naked.
12. Kardashians and Jenners
It's the Kardashians! And the Jenners! It's TV's most irritating family!
13. Kardashians in Vegas
It's one big, happy, attention-starved family. Kim Kardashian poses alongside her sister, brother in law, husband and mom here.
14. So Many Kardashians
Smile, Kardashians! The sisters showed up on the red carpet of the Eclipse premiere, a reward for doing... whatever it is they do.
15. 3 Krazy Kardashians
Kourtney, Khloe and Rob Kardashian at US Weekly's Annual Hot Hollywood Style Celebration held at MyHouse in Hollywood, CA. Yes, they have a brother named Rob who spells his name normally.
17. Kourtney Kardashian at Elton's
Kourtney Kardashian came out for Elton John's Oscar party. Do you like her outfit?
18. Kardashian Siblings
Which is your favorite Kardashian sibling? Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pose here.
19. Khloe on a Red Carpet
Khloe Kardashian chills here on a red carpet. She filed for divorce in December 2013.
20. Khloe Kardashian in Sin City
Khloe Kardashian is on a Las Vegas red carpet in this photo. She's there to celebrate her sister's 33rd birthday.
21. Rob Kardashian and Lamar Odom
Rob Kardashian is close friends with Lamar Odom. He's rooting for his pal to kick his alleged drug habit.