Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 6 saw Kendall Jenner turn 18, a long-awaited moment of celebration for male fans of her racy photos (below).
Also celebrating a birthday? Bruce Jenner, who shrugged it off like it’s no thing. Guess when you're planning a sex change, all else must seem so trivial.
Just kidding. Meanwhile, Kourtney wants the family to hold a yard sale, which is totally not at all something the producers thought up for them to do.
If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you know this is how the "plot" often begins. The idea suddenly dawns on the eldest daughter.
After realizing how overrun her garage has gotten with junk, Kourtney got the family together and suggested that they clear out their unused items.
No word if Kris tried to put Bruce Jenner among the items for sale.
Khloe Kardashian made the idea into a good cause by suggesting they give all the money to charity, then double that donation with their own cash.
No word if Kim Kardashian wanted to keep 90 percent off the top.
Khloe had her hands full in Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 6, planning this yard sale as well as a party for stepfather Bruce.
She had her hands full, too, because these people are hoarders!
At least Kris Jenner had a sense of humor about her tendency to hang on to possessions unnecessarily, and eventually she got on board with the event.
Kourtney, meanwhile, seemed to have the most trouble letting go.
For the woman who allegedly thought up this idea, the mom of two couldn't part with anything. Not without a near emotional breakdown at least.
When the time came for Kendall’s birthday, her friends and her family rented out Six Flags Magic Mountain for the day, and it looked like a blast.
Kris is annoyed that Kendall and Bruce are looking at houses, as she doesn’t want Kendall to move out and leave her, and Bruce is helping her do so.
At Bruce’s birthday dinner, Khloe is annoyed when no one shows up on time except Brandon and Brody, but later, his Olympic teammates arrive.
It was great, as they haven't seen each other in 35 years.
Finally, everyone sits down to a screening of the uncut Kim Kardashian sex tape that was found in a random box amongst the garage sale footage.
Just kidding. Though we wouldn't put it past KUWTK.