Katy Perry's just released video for "Dark Horse" is what a trip through what Ancient Egypt might have looked like... if you were on acid.
"Memphis, Egypt: a crazy long time ago..." reads the title card. Crazy is right.
It's like all her extras wandered off the set of the next Hunger Games movie. Katy must be representing whatever district handles naked snake wrangling. And pole dancing.
Which part is better: When she gets super mad over what appear to be crunchy Cheetos or when she turns the dude into sand so she can steal his bejeweled grill?
Or maybe Jiff the Pomeranian's cameo? Because nothing says "ancient Egypt" like a fluffy dog famous on the internet.
"Dark Horse," which features Academy Award winner Juicy J, is the third single of Katy's album Prism.
The video is quite a change from her goth-inspired Grammy performance earlier this year, though both are equally bizarre...