Michael Lohan's baby mama Kate Major called the police early this morning, claiming he was threatening her with a knife and was planning to take their son.
We know this, of course, from Twitter.
All the while, a knife-wielding Michael tried to break down the door. "Threatening to take our son. What judge would rule for. him???" Major Tweeted.
"Stuck inside a house with this guy? He has a knife."
Cops in Boca Raton, Fla., confirm that officers have responded to a distress call from the house and tried to encourage one of the two of them to leave.
MiLo wouldn't budge because he said Kate was drunk and he didn't want to leave her with the baby; Kate vowed never to leave her baby with his father.
Seems like a wonderfully stable child-rearing environment.
Mike, whose history of domestic issues and other legal predicaments is well documented, also claimed that Kate has been suicidal since falling off the wagon.
During her Twitter rant, she also addressed the attempted suicide saying, "Someone trying to kill u is worse than trying to kill yourself! #udontscareme."
Okay then. This situation just keeps seeming more normal.
The craziest part? Police eventually left the house, no arrests were made and neither of the two of them were issued any sort of citation we know of.
Bet the rest of the night was really fun at Casa Lohan.
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