It's sad, but true. And also sort of hilarious:
The world may soon be privy to a second video of Justin Bieber peeing.
Months after fans witnessed one of the singer's more despicable acts - Bieber urinated in a restaurant mop bucket during a drunken night out with friends - insiders tell TMZ that surveillance footage exists of Justin relieving himself in jail.
Bieber, of course, was arrested for DUI and drag racing last month and subsequently frisked (below) at a Miami police station.
According to this new report, the artist's attorneys are peeved that this pat-down video hit the Internet - and are asking a judge to prevent further arrest footage from also being viewed by the public.
A law enforcement official says additional video features "personal parts" of the superstar, as he's in "various states of undress" throughout the the booking process sobriety tests administered.
"Justin is seen several times stumbling around while he was taking his tests," a source tells TMZ. "[The video] also shows Justin... eventually taking a piss."
Hey, when you gotta go... you gotta go!
"The stumbling and going to the bathroom is obviously reason enough for his attorneys to request it be sealed," adds the source. "If I was trying to paint a picture that my client was innocent ... I wouldn’t want a video of him stumbling around and looking out of it to go public either."
Well, no. But could it really get any worse for the singer at this point?
Bieber has more important things to worry about these days than some being caught on tape. He may be charged with a felony for egging his neighbor's house.
1. Justin Bieber: Baby Daddy?
In November 2011, Mariah Yeater accused Justin of fathering her child via a one-night quickie. The accusation eventually went away.
2. Justin Bieber Curses Off Fans
He must have been having a bad day. In February 2012, Justin Bieber went off on some fans at Disneyland.
3. Justin Bieber Holds Fake Gun
Yes, the gun was fake. But the controvery for Justin Bieber was very real in September 2012.
4. Justin Bieber Smokes Pot
The first sign of trouble. Justin Bieber was photographed with a joint in his hand in January 2013.
5. Justin Bieber Accused of Bodyguard Assault
Also in very early 2013, Justin Bieber was accused of assaulting a bodyguard who he eventually fired.
6. Justin Bieber Spits at Neighbor
In March 2013, Justin Bieber got into it with his neighbor. A witness says the singer spit in the man's face.
7. Justin Bieber Flips Out in London
The video here says it all. In March 2013, Justin Bieber totally went off on a photographer in London.
8. Justin Bieber Makes Anne Frank Into a Belieber
This was an odd on. In April 2013, Justin Bieber said he hopes Anne Frank would be a fan of his, somehow inserting himself into the history of this iconic individual.
9. Justin Bieber: Speed Freak!
In May 2013, Keyshawn Johnson alllegedly confronted Bieber. He went off on the singer for driving too fast.
10. Justin Bieber: Cheap Skate!
In June 2013, Justin Bieber was banned from a laser tag facility because he didn't pay the bill in full.
11. Justin Bieber Pees in Mop Bucket
Yes, this actually happened. A drunk Justin Bieber peed in a public mop bucket.
12. Justin Bieber Spits at DJ
What's up with Justin Bieber and spitting? He's accused in July 2013 of this gross act when arguing with a DJ in Chicago.
13. Justin Bieber Gets Bloody in The Hamptons
While partying in August 2013, Justin Bieber is accused of orchestrating a bloody parking lot brawl outside a nightclub.
14. Justin Bieber Drinks, Clubs in Texas
Justin Bieber is not 21 years old. Hence the uproar over a night out in Texas in October 2013.
15. Justin Bieber Bangs at a Brothel
In Novmber 2013, Justin Bieber was spotted leaving a brothel in Brazil. Draw your own conclusion!
16. Justin Bieber Steals Bike in Las Vegas
Why did Justin Bieber steal a bicycle in Las Vegas? We wish we know.
17. Justin Bieber: Filmed in Bed!
Justin Bieber clearly slept with some woman in Brazil. She even videotaped the singer while he slept!
18. Justin Bieber Eggs Neighbor's Hom
Justin Bieber kicked off 2014 by egging his neighbor's home. Allegedly, that is, despite clear video proof.
19. Justin Bieber Urinates in Snow
In January 2014, Justin Bieber peed his initials into the Colorado snow while onlookers stared in disbelief. Seems about right for the guy at this point.
20. Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI
Justin Bieber, seen here in his mug shot after being arrested for DUI and drag racing in Miami, keeps on spiraling downward here in early 2014.