It's sad, but true. And also sort of hilarious:
The world may soon be privy to a second video of Justin Bieber peeing.
Months after fans witnessed one of the singer's more despicable acts - Bieber urinated in a restaurant mop bucket during a drunken night out with friends - insiders tell TMZ that surveillance footage exists of Justin relieving himself in jail.
Bieber, of course, was arrested for DUI and drag racing last month and subsequently frisked (below) at a Miami police station.
According to this new report, the artist's attorneys are peeved that this pat-down video hit the Internet - and are asking a judge to prevent further arrest footage from also being viewed by the public.
A law enforcement official says additional video features "personal parts" of the superstar, as he's in "various states of undress" throughout the the booking process sobriety tests administered.
"Justin is seen several times stumbling around while he was taking his tests," a source tells TMZ. "[The video] also shows Justin... eventually taking a piss."
Hey, when you gotta go... you gotta go!
"The stumbling and going to the bathroom is obviously reason enough for his attorneys to request it be sealed," adds the source. "If I was trying to paint a picture that my client was innocent ... I wouldn’t want a video of him stumbling around and looking out of it to go public either."
Well, no. But could it really get any worse for the singer at this point?
Bieber has more important things to worry about these days than some being caught on tape. He may be charged with a felony for egging his neighbor's house.