Thank goodness this does not violate THG's No Kids Policy.
Jessica Simpson and her mini-me daughter Maxwell are so darn cute, we couldn't wait to share this pic, which we will, since she shared it with us first.
The pair showed off matching sunglasses and facial expressions Thursday on Instagram, and like little Maxi, who turns 2 in May, Jess needs no makeup!
The star's natural beauty shines through in the sweet shots:
Clearly Jess has taken to parenting like a pro ... she's also mom to eight-month-old son Ace Knute with fiance Eric Johnson. Not that it was always easy.
Looking back, what does she wish she'd known going in?
"It's so hard to hear your baby cry," she told Parenting.
"Getting in a routine from the start helped us out a lot. You don't have to wonder what the crying is for, because you know it's time to eat, change, or sleep."
Jessica also gushed about Maxwell and Ace's dad Eric, saying she felt "so blessed" and "lucky to have found the best man to start my family with."
"We are calm and supportive," she said. "We take parenthood one day at a time, but sometimes we have to reassure each other and say, 'We've got this.'"
That they do ... unorthodox baby names and all:
1. North West
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
2. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus
Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.
3. Apple Martin
Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.
5. Kal-El Cage
Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.
6. Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)
Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.
7. Blanket Jackson
Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.
9. Suri Cruise
Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.
10. Tu Morrow
Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.
12. Pilot Inspektor
Pilot Inspektor is the son of Jason Lee. That spelling you are reading here is accurate.
13. Princess Tiaamii
Princess Tiaamii is the daughter of busty British babe and reality star Katie Price. We feel bad.
Toni Braxton named her kid Denim. Apparently "Polyester," "Suede," and "Cotton" were taken.
Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.
16. Bronx Mowgli
Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.