Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 6 Recap: Biscuit Closed For Business

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On Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 6 last night, Sugar Bear was SHUT DOWN in his attempt to fornicate and procreate with June Shannon.

If there's any chance you're still with us after reading that sentence, you'll be amused at the best/worst quote of the season, with which she negged him:

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"My biscuit is closed for business."

Unappealing as it may be to visualize June's biscuit, Sugar Bear astonishingly suggests marriage counseling (or TLC put that in this week's script).

In any case, they went there in Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 6, and June admits she enjoys couponing more than sex, which is sad for Suge.

Saving money is pretty fun, though. You gotta give her that.

The Bear says it's not just about honey on the biscuit, though, but simple things such as a snuggle or a kiss goodnight that he feels he's not getting.

On that note, June comes around. It's quite touching.

Later, on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 7, the girls are forced to leave technology behind as they head to High Falls State Park.

The Thompson family experiences some difficulty putting up a tent, and we're not talking about Sugar Bear and his issues from the previous episode.

We mean literally, people. They cannot get it up!

Soon enough, it's time to go fishing, cooking and talking about bodily functions, which the girls' attempt to "Stand Peein' Up" being the focal point.

They use Sugar Bear's gas funnel. We got nothing.

At the end of the day, June says the trip as a win-win because everyone is alive, which is likely all you can hope for when you send this crew to do anything.

Set the bar low, and be happy with the results.

For more from the Thompsons, follow the link to watch Honey Boo Boo online at TV Fanatic and catch up on all their shenanigans from this and past weeks.

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