Happy 33rd Birthday, Paris Hilton!

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There was a time when THG hated Paris Hilton pretty hard.

She was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian, getting rich off her sex tape, her marketing ability and her complete lack of utter talent.

But that feels like forever ago, doesn't it?

Hilton has now been reduced to playing DJ at clubs (instead of headlining their parties as a guest), dressing as Miley Cyrus for Halloween and posing for a series of random bondage photos.

In short, she's become irrelevant - and there's nothing worse for someone who was only really famous for being famous.

Therefore, on Hilton's 33rd birthday, we give the D-lister a break and pay her tribute with 33 photos from a time when people actually cared about what she did. Those were the days, huh, Paris? 

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]