Eva Mendes wants you to know that she doesn't go through the security scanners at the airport because of the radiation, you guys.
That's why she opted out of the X-ray at a recent trip to LAX, a move that sparked rumors that she was with child.
The actress addressed the false reports on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, explaining that she takes the pat-down route instead:
"They basically see you naked, right? And not only that, but there's a radiation aspect to it, so I always opt out."
She went on, "I always ask for a personal pat-down. I don't mean in person, I meant in private because they can take you. Ladies, I want you to know that they can take you in private, they can take you into an area."
Here that? An area.
Of course Ellen, being the comedian she is, continued to joke about Eva's uterus:
"No, you're not pregnant. I know. I just wanted to give you the chance to announce if it's a boy or girl."
The beautiful Ms. Mendes also chatted about her plans for Valentine's Day.
Will it involve her (maybe) ex, Ryan Gosling?
Yes. But not in the way you're probably thinking...
"I'm not a big Valentine's Day person. I'll probably just order a deep dish and watch The Notebook or something. Just cry, weep."
The fact that she plans to weep while watching a film starring Ryan pretty much confirms their breakup, right?
Something tells us she's not implying he's out of town.