Even if they're Broncos fans, today proved to be a happy one for Danielle Jonas and Kevin Jonas.
They welcomed their first child into the world, a girl named Alena Rose Jonas!
“On this day, a little star was born. Meet Alena Rose Jonas,” Dreft infant laundry detergent announced via Twitter, marking the first time we can recall that a company sponsored a celebrity baby announcement.
But it did include an adorable with the message at least!
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.
Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.
Banjo, the son of Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor, is not only named after a musical instrument, but probably the most absurd one to name a kid after you could think of. With the possible exception of oboe.