When the Church of Satan wants nothing to do with you, that's a sign you likely took it too far, whatever it is you were doing. Such is life for Miranda Barbour.
The self-proclaimed serial killer is defaming the group's name and reputation, the high priest for the Church of Satan believes. Seriously. She's pure evil.
Barbour, a.k.a. the Craigslist Killer, confessed to committing between 22 and 99 murders, saying the Devil compelled her to kill after she joined a cult.
High Priest of the Church of Satan Peter H. Gilmore says this is B.S.
He can't vouch for her cult claims, but he says that the official Church of Satan has never had any involvement with her, nor would they. Ever.
Gilmore tells TMZ that true Satanists don't believe in murder (not even sacrifices), and if Barbour is truly a murderer she should be given the death penalty.
He also notes that the group is not a cult, just a legally recognized Atheist organization, and that Miranda is just using Satan as an excuse for heinous crimes.
Ones she may or may not have actually committed.
Investigators believe her serial killer claims are bogus, very possibly. Although she remains in jail for the murder of one man she likely did brutally kill.
After stabbing Troy LaFerrera, whose Craigslist sex ad she responded to, to death, Miranda Barbour, 19, then shockingly confessed to the other killings.
A lot of killings. So many she can't even SAY how many.
She says she lost count of how many after 22, but it's less than 100, and she whacked miscreants all over the U.S. Officials aren't buying this, though.
At least not yet, as no evidence has turned up.
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