Still not over the fact that someone wants to marry Charlie Sheen?
Still wondering what is wrong with fiancee Brett Rossi?
Consider this disturbing fact: The couple will likely squeeze out at least one child.
Sheen - who is already paying $110,000 PER MONTH in child support for his kids with exes Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller - tells TMZ that he's very open to impregnating Rossi. Just not yet.
"I'm having way too much fun with her right now," Sheen says of the 24-year old porn star. "So much fun it should be illegal."
And, hey, if anyone knows about illegal activity... it's Charle Sheen!
The Anger Management star also says Brett has spent time with twins Bob and Max and that all sides get along well with each other.
As for a prenuptial agreement?
Sheen doesn't plan on making Rossi sign one (they "poison" marriages, he believes), summing up his take on how he prefers to handle splits with this classic Sheen sentence:
"You keep your sh-t and I'll keep mine."
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20. A Mind Lost
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22. Out of Work Star
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23. What, Charlie Worry?
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