Boyfriend Rules List: Little Girls Come Up With 30 Essential Criteria

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Little kids are the best. Today's evidence of this proven fact? A list of 30 "boyfriend rules" written by sisters Blaire and Brooke, ages six and nine respectively:

Best Friends Forever
If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they'd still be BFFs.

There is no boyfriend in the picture, specifically. But Blaire's mom says she is "absolutely boy crazy" and thinks of Justin Bieber as her future boyfriend.

We'll forgive Blaire that, assuming she hasn't seen those Justin Bieber stripper photos. Her older sister, however, sees the writing on the wall with Justin.

She says Blaire's future beau "should be someone better than Bieber and not always getting in trouble." Hence, they came up with this list. Pretty great.

Gotta give the girls credit for cutting to the case. Who needs cheesy love notes and romantic overtures? Just get right to the dos and don'ts of dating.

They're already looking long-term, too. "Not living with parents," a.k.a. rule #4, would eliminate all of Blaire's current peers, as would #29 on the list.

Liking what you do for a living is important, though. Seven spots below not having a weird last name, but important just the less. No doubt about it.

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a pretty need kindergarten this is...........

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YOU8NG WHITE GIRLS . YOUR FIRST AND LAST RULE IS :
THEY MUST ME ALL WHITE !!!!