Everyone likes to get in the mood sometimes, or a lot of times. Getting your sexy on is one of the things that makes life worth living ... under the right circumstances.
These are not the right circumstances. At all.
Some people try way to hard to be sexy. Other people don't try hard enough. More still decide to share these moments on social media for unknown reasons.
Are we all exhibitionists at heart? Possibly.
For better or worse, the Internet giveth and it taketh away. For every batch of Kate Upton swimsuit photos, there are these epic, cringe-worthy sexy fails.
Scroll through 17 classic examples below ... if you dare. WARNING: While the images below are all safe for work, some of them may be difficult to unsee:
1. Toilet Paper = SO SEDUCTIVE
Nothing will get you fired up than a cute girl posing on the throne with a roll of two-ply.
2. Come Hither
When you're ready come and get it, na na na na ... I'll be STANDING IN THE TOILET.
3. So Wet
Just not the way she intended.
4. Car Wash Fail
Sometimes it's just not meant to be.
5. Going Bananas
If this doesn't turn you on, just wait until he pulls out his other ... never mind.
6. Just ...
7. Storm Damage
Nothing screams sexy, strong woman like striking a pose after a natural disaster.
8. Tractor Style
That's dirty, but only in the literal sense.
10. June Shannon
Pretty much always the antithesis of sexy, but never more than right here and now.
11. Miley Cyrus
Not quite as terrible as June Shannon overall, but "Wrecking Ball" didn't really do it for us that way.
12. Role Model
Nothing says sexy like posing for a lingerie selfie with your toddler by your side.
13. Work That Pole
Better luck next time.
14. The Ultimate Turn On
Does my recorder arouse you?
15. Sexy Fat Dude
Admit it. You'd it it.
16. Table Dance
Make it rain.
17. Lucky Kid
Whoever's kid this is, he is either insanely lucky or scarred for life.