17 Sexy Fails: The Worst Attempts at Seduction ... EVER!!

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Everyone likes to get in the mood sometimes, or a lot of times. Getting your sexy on is one of the things that makes life worth living ... under the right circumstances.

These are not the right circumstances. At all.

Some people try way to hard to be sexy. Other people don't try hard enough. More still decide to share these moments on social media for unknown reasons.

Are we all exhibitionists at heart? Possibly.

For better or worse, the Internet giveth and it taketh away. For every batch of Kate Upton swimsuit photos, there are these epic, cringe-worthy sexy fails.

Scroll through 17 classic examples below ... if you dare. WARNING: While the images below are all safe for work, some of them may be difficult to unsee:

Toilet Paper = SO SEDUCTIVE
Nothing will get you fired up than a cute girl posing on the throne with a roll of two-ply.

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One of the reasons why your life shouldn’t revolve around him is that he may leave. Hopefully that will not happen, especially if you are married, but it is possible. He cannot and should not be your whole life. If you allow him to be and he does leave you, what have you got left? Nothing but a life in shreds.

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One of the reasons why your life shouldn’t revolve around him is that he may leave. Hopefully that will not happen, especially if you are married, but it is possible. He cannot and should not be your whole life. If you allow him to be and he does leave you, what have you got left? Nothing but a life in shreds.

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the toilet paper is to clean the cum when the man is finished. duh!

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SHE'S JUST SAYING --- U HOMOS WIPE IT OFF FIRST !!!!

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Well, that is a pretty nice toilet in the first photo....

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First thought-who snap this picture and was it after they did a row of coke off the toillet seat.

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this toilet paper + girl makes me go Wanking..............

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