Couples on Facebook can be cute. At least we assume that it's happened before. It's theoretically possible at least. That's about as positive as we can be.
Why? Because most of the time, couples on Facebook are beyond irritating, cramming their news feeds with their declarations of love around the clock.
All the while, making us wish we could unfriend them without drama.
They commemorate their one-month anniversary with cheesy pics. They whisper what should be private sweet nothings into the Facebook ether.
They're insufferable. And you know just who we're talking about.
Below, scroll through 11 of the most annoying couples on Facebook, and see if you recognize these kinds of online antics from any of your friends and family ...
1. PDA and TMI Combined
Because we were all thinking just how badly we need to watch you suck face.
2. No I Love YOU the Most!
Most of us get tired of "I love you more" debates after middle school ... and didn't share them with the public even then.
3. You're 2 FEET Away
Way to share information you could simply open your mouths to exchange in person.
Couples that brag about the "cute" stuff they do for each other on Facebook like this ... UNFRIEND.
5. Inside Jokes
No one gets it, so we'll assume it has something to do with boning. Then block your page.
6. Matching Shirts
Aye aye aye is more like it.
7. Matching Tattoos
After a month. A MONTH!
8. Cheesy Hot Sauce Love
Nothing says romance like Taco Bell sauce packets.
9. Their Love Defies Basic Math
They're so over the moon ... ain't nobody go time for nothin' else.
10. Romeo & Juliet
Because that's what everyone needs to compare themselves too.
11. Let's Share Profiles!
Incredibly, some guys actually do what Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme suggests here.