Welcome, fans, to another edition of the THG Caption Contest! Our latest image comes courtesy of Farrah Abraham doing ... whatever it is Farrah Abraham does.
With the Super Bowl just around the corner, she's bent over and hiking a football.
Seriously, if that doesn't get your creative juices flowing, THGers, what will?
So what do you think would make the best caption for this ... interesting photo?
You tell us! Have at it! Just leave comment(s) with your best caption(s) below!
The possibilities are endless. No holds barred. Let's see what you've all got.
A winner will be announced Friday ... and if you enjoy torturing yourself and need some more inspiration regarding the subject matter, check out the gallery below.
Just be forewarned. You can't unsee this stuff:
1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over
Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over ... just like she does on camera in a different sense.
3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot
Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying.
4. Farrah Abraham Mullet
Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it's her job. What a great look for her honestly.
5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image
Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever.
6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF
A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote.
7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo
Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT!
9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen
Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell.
11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl
Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times.
12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter
This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos.
14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake
This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be.
15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over
Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time.
16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants
Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham.
22. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo
Farrah Abraham's lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?!