The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Crunk in the Trunk

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Golden Globes drama? What Golden Globes drama?

The real action took place on Bravo last night, as The Real Housewives of Atlanta featured rude house guests, terrible friends and waterworks galore.

First, there was Kenya, ruining Porsha's surprise by telling NeNe that Porsha was moving into her neighborhood. Did NeNe respond with a celebratory fist pump or a squeal of you? Of course not.

She made Porsha cry by telling her she's a bad pal for not keeping her informed of this decision.

The only question: Which is more annoying at this point, Porsha's tears or Kenya's complaining about them so loudly? Or, actually, maybe Kenya insulting Porha's nice new home.

Yup, that's the winner. These ladies really know how to do good friendship.

Of course, it's also unclear why Porsha leased an 8,000-square foot home. For her and her dog. Yes, 8,000-square feet. Was this some kind of divorce strategy? Or is she just awful with money?

Elsewhere, Phaedra made the solid point that house guests are akin to fish. They must be kicked out after three days.

Seriously, Mal? Where on earth (or Mars… or Venus…) is it acceptable to show up on someone's doorstep and announce you're staying for two months?

Phaedra on The Real Housewives

Kenya, meanwhile, was dealing with her own annoying house guests: her dad. He actually told her daughter she has ugly feet. Isn't that sweet? He also refused to put out his cigars and said he's not taking orders from women.

Nice to see he thinks he's living in 1912.

At least there was some laughter, as Kenya invited NeNe and Cynthia over to paint. Are these really the women you lure over with pizza and beer and think you'll actually get the job done that way? And, wait a second… if you're driving a Bentley, can't you afford to hire an actual painter?

Perhaps the paint fumes got to her and that's why she was playing with Baton Bob, who evidently passes for a "celebrity" in Atlanta. Kenya made wish to avoid twirling in the streets. You never know when an exasperated viewer will "accidentally" veer in her direction.

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Homes in Atlanta are really a buy. Large homes go for an easy $280,000 and up and the further from the city the cheaper. And Nene and Porsha are living way out and both renters. That is throwing money away unless its short term. Either way these women earn a living they are not millionaires--none of them.

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I love Atlanta house wives

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the black housewives from Atlanta are my favourites this year.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks