What's more disturbing than Justin Bieber getting arrested for drunk driving and pretty much ruining the lives of young girls around the globe?
In three words? Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos.
Yes, this item is actually on sale in Japan through March 17, with the company advertising the flavor as "gourmet."
What else is included in this supposedly deluxe line of Doritos? Favors such as corn soup, Hokkaido camembert cheese and mushrooms with butter and soy sauce.
Try to keep your lunch down as you process this nauseating information and sort through other stomach-turning food ideas: