What's more disturbing than Justin Bieber getting arrested for drunk driving and pretty much ruining the lives of young girls around the globe?
In three words? Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos.
Yes, this item is actually on sale in Japan through March 17, with the company advertising the flavor as "gourmet."
What else is included in this supposedly deluxe line of Doritos? Favors such as corn soup, Hokkaido camembert cheese and mushrooms with butter and soy sauce.
Try to keep your lunch down as you process this nauseating information and sort through other stomach-turning food ideas:
1. Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger
Yes, this deep-fried Twinkie burger is actually offered at a restaurant. It may instantly kill its consumer.
2. Ramen Burger
Ramen is noodles. A burger is anything but noodles. It's unclear how these things go together.
3. Taco Bell Waffle Taco
Yes, this will soon be a real thing. The Taco Bell Waffle Taco is coming to a restaurant near you.
5. Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe
Yes, a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe is a real thing. Go ahead and eat it... and then book a trip to the hospital.
6. Mountain Dew Cheetos
In the mood for soda AND a snack? Why keep them separate?!? Down some Mountain Dew Cheetos today!
7. Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos
Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos are being sold in Japan. If they ever hit stores in the U.S., we may need to move to Canada.
8. Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans
Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans are here! Jelly Belly has actually released these.
9. McDonald's Hamburger
The McDonald's hamburger could be worse, we suppose ... but it still looks like this when it arrives on your plate, so that's on you.