Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills premiered on E! last night after Keeping Up With the Kardashians. And it was as bad as you think. Actually probably more so.
The series, inspired by the Rich Kids of Instagram (seriously), follows the exploits of some of Beverly Hills, California's most affluent and vapid humans.
Sobriety, money, morals and the future of America all go down the drain.
It's saying a lot when a show can make The Real Housewives of Atlanta seem down to earth, but the cast members of this one actually pull that off.
Perhaps it's E! trying to make Keeping Up with the Kardashians seem more wholesome by comparison? Either way, this is one abysmally terrible program.
There's voyeuristically watching the lifestyles of the rich and famous, and then there's this nonsense, which could actually make you scream and cry.
Perhaps the worst part about Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, besides being unoriginal (we've seen The Hills and The Bling Ring) is that the stars are in on it.
These people are morons. And totally unlikable. And in love with themselves.
They know they're on a reality show, they think they're hot $h!t for being on a reality show, and the finished product comes off as fake as they are.
Again ... Kim Kardashian seems totally unscripted and authentic now!
The following quote, one of many gems from the premiere, says it all:
“Have you ever partied so hard that you partied your eyebrows off?”
No, but we're about to go tear them off after sitting through this.
1. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Picture
A nice picture of the #RichKids of Beverly Hills. These people are SO COOL (not)!
2. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie
A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he's balding.
3. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Pic
The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Not really kids and not really all that rich ... but they have their own show.
4. Some Rich Kids of Beverly Hills
The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills think they're all that. We think they need to get knocked down a peg.
5. Dorothy Wang and Morgan Stewart
Dorothy Wang and Morgan Stewart of The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills fame.
6. #RichKids of Beverly Hills Cast
The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills are E!'s new reality stars. You may punch yourself in the face on cue.
7. Rich Kids
The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills are really more like Young Adults. But they act like kids, so whatev.
8. #RichKids Instagram
The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills pose for one of their many Instagram pics. This is what they do.
9. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Instagram
The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills in one of their many famous Instagram shots.
10. Dorothy Wang is a Drunk
Dorothy Wang drinks too much. But that's just what happens when you live the #yachtlife.