Editor's Note: The American Idol auditions last night in Omaha, Nebraska were far more impressive than our lame attempt at a punny headline above.

Indeed, the Fox competition finished its pre-Hollywood Week run of evaluations on a relatively strong note, as Keith Urban cracked us up by comparing one contestant to Ben Affleck ("Your for directing Argo was phenomenal") and Ryan Seacrest got tackled by an overenthusiastic hugger.

Posted in: American Idol

Cue the violins, because troubled star Lindsay Lohan claims that half of her $75,000 fur coat was stolen at a New York City club Wednesday night.

Yes, half. It's a two-piece fur, natch. And how's this for irony: The club, 1Oak, is the same place she peaced out with someone else's coat in 2008!

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Break out the cereal and get in line for some soup... a Seinfeld reunion might actually be taken place!

Earlier this week, Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander were spotted at Tom's Restaurant, the setting of many meals and jokes throughout the storied history of this sitcom.

Posted in: TV

If you're a 911 dispatcher, you've likely heard everything. Still, this unusual call from a few years ago, which has gone viral again this week, may top them all.

When a four-year-old boy named Johnny ran into problems with his math questions, he naturally turned to help from the first responders of his community.

Posted in: Parenting