Molly Schuyler went to WORK Friday at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.
By DEVOURING an eye-popping 363 chicken wings in a HALF HOUR, the 5-foot-7, 125-pound mother of four set a new record at Wing Bowl 22.
The previous record was held by Takeru Kobayashi, who ate 337 in 2012.
Schuyler, from Omaha, Neb., didn't exactly cruise to the crown, narrowly edging Patrick Bertoletti, whose 356 wings mark the second most consumed.
Jamie "The Bear" Anderson, last year's champion, was third with 304.
For the gutsy effort that may or may not entail puking her guts out later, Molly Schuyler won the $22,000 top prize, a gold medal and a championship ring.
"I have car payments and kids, so it's all good," Schuyler said.
Kids that could've eaten for a week with 363 wings.
She is no stranger to elite competition of this gluttonous nature.
To qualify for the Wing Bowl, Schuyler ate nine pounds of cottage cheese in 114 seconds, which may or may not be the most disgusting feat ever.
Molly also shattered another world record recently, Hoovering a 72-ounce steak in three minutes (above), a feat which is only slightly less disgusting.
We've love to see her take on ridiculous quantities of these:
1. Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger
Yes, this deep-fried Twinkie burger is actually offered at a restaurant. It may instantly kill its consumer.
2. Ramen Burger
Ramen is noodles. A burger is anything but noodles. It's unclear how these things go together.
3. Taco Bell Waffle Taco
Yes, this will soon be a real thing. The Taco Bell Waffle Taco is coming to a restaurant near you.
5. Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe
Yes, a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe is a real thing. Go ahead and eat it... and then book a trip to the hospital.
6. Mountain Dew Cheetos
In the mood for soda AND a snack? Why keep them separate?!? Down some Mountain Dew Cheetos today!
7. Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos
Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos are being sold in Japan. If they ever hit stores in the U.S., we may need to move to Canada.
8. Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans
Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans are here! Jelly Belly has actually released these.
9. McDonald's Hamburger
The McDonald's hamburger could be worse, we suppose ... but it still looks like this when it arrives on your plate, so that's on you.