Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with Lamar Odom's baby, having quietly announced that she is expecting while spending time with her family over New Year's.
At least according to a report from a site whose reputation is about as far from sterling as you can get. Yes, MediaTakeOut dropped the "bombshell" today.
No public announcement has been made yet (shockingly), but the alleged love child was conceived during the estranged couple's final hookup.
Before their divorce papers were officially filed, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got down and dirty one last time, and now she's pregnant.
Yeah, right. While this event would make millions watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians, it's extremely unlikely. Close to impossible as gossip goes.
Even if you believe they had sex in the last few months, which is dubious, Khloe's fertility problems are well documented. Getting pregnant as a one-off?
That's what the celebrity "news" site claims, anyway.
“Khloe asked the entire family to keep the news quiet,” MTO claims, adding that Kris Jenner is "working on the proper time and place to make the announcement.”
Okay, well that part of the story is believable at least.
The site goes on to say Khloe is “pretty sure” the baby is Lamar’s and not Matt Kemp's, which is doubly funny in that she likely hasn't hooked up with him either.
A made-up Khloe Kardashian pregnancy AND love triangle. This story sounds about as real as those inflammatory Miley Cyrus quotes about Beyonce.
Khlomar HAS been reported to be in "constant contact" since they split, but sources say that while they are on amicable terms, they are not reconciling.
We just don't see Kardashian going back to her husband after she tried and failed so many times to help a troubled Lamar and save their broken marriage.
Did she consider it long enough to have sex with him once while they were estranged? Possibly, but even that is a stretch, given the drug and cheating rumors.
UPDATE: Khloe’s rep says the rumors are not true.
Knock us over with a feather.