Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 3 Recap: Kim Brings Milk to the Kitchen For Rob

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Kim Kardashian suffered a different kind of wardrobe malfunction on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 3 Sunday, to her brother's dismay.

Or maybe it was an anatomy malfunction?

In truth, it wasn't a malfunction at all. When Kim's right breast started leaking milk in mid-conversation in the kitchen, that's just how it goes for a new mom.

Even those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online regularly and know how the show will "go there" were likely surprised that it went there.

"Your boob is, like, leaking out of control!" Khloe Kardashian told her older sis as she and Rob Kardashian noticed the large liquid mark around her nipple.

"It is like a water fountain!"

Rob was seriously creeped out, saying as he shook his head and exited the room, "'What the f--k ... that weirds me out, for real. That just weirded me out."

Weird or not, North West has some good options! Kim's boobs. Not just for Ray J, Damon Thomas, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries or 'Ye anymore.

Kim accepted it as a natural part of new motherhood, and what choice does she have? Give her credit for showing herself looking very non-glamorous.

Say what you will about her being a shameless exhibitionist, but Kim is at least willing to exploit herself across the board, even in situations like this.

Kim Kardashian Lactating
Kim Kardashian lactates on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. So magical.

Also on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 3, Rob was Khloe cope with her split from Lamar Odom. Or trying anyway. It hasn't been easy.

Because Khloe and Lamar put him up for so long, Rob welcomed her to stay with him and return the favor ... despite concerns of himself relapsing.

"Khloe stocked the pantry with literally everything Lamar wanted - junk food and candy," he said, blaming that for his infamous ballooning weight.

Hey, at least it wasn't crack or hookers.

"Ever since I've moved out of Khloe's I've ben getting my life in order," said the youngest Kard sibling. "I just want to have a happy, positive year."

Elsewhere in contrived storyline land, Kris gets bitten by the Broadway bug and reveals her secret passion for theater, if anyone out there cares.

She's been taking singing and dancing lessons. Gotta pass the time somehow now that boring ol' Kim Kardashian is holed up being a mom, right?

Finally, Kourtney catches Scott in a lie. Again. Except it was probably all for the sake of the show as these two are actually one of the more stable couples.

Good times as always on KUWTK.

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I think Kris is the one that always has to outshine her entire family. As if we believed that with her schedule and all the girls to promote she's gonna consider a new career...and on Broadway? Puhleeze! Props to Rob for his new attitude and focus


Kim, is always trying to out shine others in her family. Remember the breast episode, with Kourtney oh now kim does a breast episode so TACKY kim.