We always knew there was a resemblance, but wow. Just ... wow.
This hilarious, seizure-inducing GIF of the Justin Bieber mug shot morphing into Miley Cyrus' face might be the best thing to come out of this week's scandal.
Maybe it's just that the photos are similarly proportioned or that both stars appear super happy in them ... but these two young ladies look an awful lot alike:
Look at those piercing eyes, those million-dollar smiles and those awkward hairstyles. It's as if they were two identical twin girls switched at birth. Uncanny.
Ironically, given the way people treat her like the anti-christ, Miley Cyrus has managed to stay out of jail and (relatively) scandal free in her personal life.
Her song "We Can't Stop" is about taking Molly, and for that she's been criticized plenty, but there's little to suggest that she has substance abuse issues.
Or any other issues. Say what you will about her "art" or the example she sets, but when was the last time Miley got in trouble? That's right. Hasn't happened.
Justin, on the other hand ...
1. Justin Bieber: Baby Daddy?
In November 2011, Mariah Yeater accused Justin of fathering her child via a one-night quickie. The accusation eventually went away.
2. Justin Bieber Curses Off Fans
He must have been having a bad day. In February 2012, Justin Bieber went off on some fans at Disneyland.
3. Justin Bieber Holds Fake Gun
Yes, the gun was fake. But the controvery for Justin Bieber was very real in September 2012.
4. Justin Bieber Smokes Pot
The first sign of trouble. Justin Bieber was photographed with a joint in his hand in January 2013.
5. Justin Bieber Accused of Bodyguard Assault
Also in very early 2013, Justin Bieber was accused of assaulting a bodyguard who he eventually fired.
6. Justin Bieber Spits at Neighbor
In March 2013, Justin Bieber got into it with his neighbor. A witness says the singer spit in the man's face.
7. Justin Bieber Flips Out in London
The video here says it all. In March 2013, Justin Bieber totally went off on a photographer in London.
8. Justin Bieber Makes Anne Frank Into a Belieber
This was an odd on. In April 2013, Justin Bieber said he hopes Anne Frank would be a fan of his, somehow inserting himself into the history of this iconic individual.
9. Justin Bieber: Speed Freak!
In May 2013, Keyshawn Johnson alllegedly confronted Bieber. He went off on the singer for driving too fast.
10. Justin Bieber: Cheap Skate!
In June 2013, Justin Bieber was banned from a laser tag facility because he didn't pay the bill in full.
11. Justin Bieber Pees in Mop Bucket
Yes, this actually happened. A drunk Justin Bieber peed in a public mop bucket.
12. Justin Bieber Spits at DJ
What's up with Justin Bieber and spitting? He's accused in July 2013 of this gross act when arguing with a DJ in Chicago.
13. Justin Bieber Gets Bloody in The Hamptons
While partying in August 2013, Justin Bieber is accused of orchestrating a bloody parking lot brawl outside a nightclub.
14. Justin Bieber Drinks, Clubs in Texas
Justin Bieber is not 21 years old. Hence the uproar over a night out in Texas in October 2013.
15. Justin Bieber Bangs at a Brothel
In Novmber 2013, Justin Bieber was spotted leaving a brothel in Brazil. Draw your own conclusion!
16. Justin Bieber Steals Bike in Las Vegas
Why did Justin Bieber steal a bicycle in Las Vegas? We wish we know.
17. Justin Bieber: Filmed in Bed!
Justin Bieber clearly slept with some woman in Brazil. She even videotaped the singer while he slept!
18. Justin Bieber Eggs Neighbor's Hom
Justin Bieber kicked off 2014 by egging his neighbor's home. Allegedly, that is, despite clear video proof.
19. Justin Bieber Urinates in Snow
In January 2014, Justin Bieber peed his initials into the Colorado snow while onlookers stared in disbelief. Seems about right for the guy at this point.
20. Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI
Justin Bieber, seen here in his mug shot after being arrested for DUI and drag racing in Miami, keeps on spiraling downward here in early 2014.
The 19-year-old hothead was charged with drag racing, DUI, resisting arrest, and driving with a suspended license in a rented Lamborghini Thursday morning.
A model named Chantel Jeffries was in the car with the Biebs, who was processed and cut loose on $2,500 bail, leaving jail to a throng of (mostly) cheering fans.
Perhaps most incredibly, this was just the latest in an insane stretch of antics for the once squeaky-clean star, whose public meltdown is becoming epic.
Unless he gets a serious attitude adjustment (better step up, Scooter Braun), this won't be the last Justin Bieber scandal you read about by a long shot.
Think he can pull it together? And speaking of Miley:
Which celebrity would you rather ... you know?!
1. Miley Cyrus Masturbating GIF
Miley Cyrus feigns masturbating in this GIF. It's from her music video for the track "Adore You."
2. Justin Bieber Shirtless GIF
Do it, Justin Bieber! This amazing GIF captures this hot singer without a shirt on.
3. Synchronized Kittens Do Adorable Things
These synchronized kittens will make you smile. If they don't, you might be a robot.
4. Justin Timberlake Winning GIF
Justin Timberlake is so excited to win an American Music Award! And Taylor Swift is so excited for him!
5. Kanye West Music Video GIF
Kanye West is giving it to a topless Kim Kardashian in this GIF. It's from the former's music video.
6. Kate Upton Nude GIF
Kate Upton is nude and twirling around on endless loop in the greatest GIF ever seen by humankind.
9. Michelle Obama Dunking GIF
This may be the greatest GIF in the history of the Internet. Watch Michelle Obama THROW IT DOWN now.
11. Rihanna Music Video GIF
Rihanna does whatever it is she does in her new music video for "Pour It Up."
12. Work Bitch! Britney Spears GIF
Britney Spears gets ready to slap some ass in her "Work Bitch" music video.
15. Miley Cyrus Naked GIF
Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this GIF. It's taken from her music video for "Wrecking Ball."
16. Kim Kardashian Booty GIF
A GIF that shows the glory that is Kim Kardashian booty from numerous angles.
17. Channing Tatum Shirtless GIF
A hot GIF of Channing Tatum shirtless. Ladies you can thank us later.
18. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF
A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote.
19. Carly Rae Jepsen GIF
Carly Rae Jepsen tries to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game in this GIF. The result is cringe-worthy.
20. LeBron James Block GIF
Check out LeBron James' unreal block during Game 2 of the NBA Finals. Safe to say Tiago Splitter will not be dunking.