Jon Gosselin tore his ex-wife Kate a new one on VH1's Couples Therapy, which he's starring on this season, on its most recent episode last night.
The reality star, who has been on the warpath against his infamous former spouse, is now in a relationship with Liz Jannetta. At least for the short term.
Viewers of the most recent episode not only saw Jon rail against Kate, but Liz appearing to be the new Kate, baiting and belittling her man. Awkward.
During a group therapy session with host and TV therapist Dr. Jenn Berman, Jon said of living with Kate Gosselin, “My marriage was very non-affectionate."
"It was like 10 years of a business transaction. So many kids, you’re like, ‘We don’t have time to work on our marriage.’ There was always an emptiness.”
Jon denied that he wrecked the marriage by having an affair, or multiple as he was accused of back in the day, implying it was broken in the first place.
“The biggest misconception is the reason for the divorce is that I cheated on my wife," he says." But I didn’t. I mean, I knew [my marriage] was over January 17, 2009."
"That was the definitive day. I just knew."
Why? "I always felt like I did Kate’s task list. 'Here’s the post-it note. This is what you have to do, this is how you’re a good husband, this is how you’re going to behave.'"
"Okay, [I thought], ‘I’m going to complete these tasks and she’ll love me because I do these things.' January 16, 2009 was when I did all my stuff."
"I went out to a bar and stayed out ’til 4 o’clock in the morning. When I came home that morning, she said nothing. So I did it the next night.”
Jon got divorced in December of that year, and says that his insecurity issues from being married to Kate Gosselin haunt him now with Liz Jannetta.
Jannetta, for her part, said that bothered her. As did the fact that, “We took a little break and within a couple weeks, he had someone else living with him.”
Addressing Jon directly, she said she lost a lot of trust over that, and, “You slept with a couple people and then you had someone move in with you.”
Jon pointed out to her she’d had sex with someone else while they were broken up, too, but Janetta was unmoved, proceeding to lay into him some more:
“I question a lot. If he says he’s on his way and he shows up an hour and a half later I’ll ask him what he was doing. He immediately gets defensive.”
Later, Liz accused Jon of masturbating. Seriously. Jon was lying in bed and when Jannetta walked into the room, she shouted, “You f--king pussy!
“Your legs are wide open and your hands are down your pants: It’s humiliating,” she huffed on camera as Gosselin protested, “I wasn’t doing anything!”
"I’m lying there scratching myself and Liz thinks I’m masturbating," he told the VH1 cameras, while his outraged partner huffed, "You are such a jerk.”
“You want to ‘get off’? You ask me! I’m ready to throw up, actually.”
Later, Gosselin said he was sad that she didn’t believe him.
Jon then said in a confessional segment, “I was hurt she didn’t believe me, didn’t want to be intimate with me, and then was making a joke about it."
“When Liz laughs at me, I feel devalued as a human being because my word and my voice doesn’t matter, like a child. That reminds me of my marriage."
For her part, Liz laughed to the camera at that comment by Jon, responding, “Please don’t play the victim all the time. Man, say something, you f--king p--sy!"
These two are starting to make Farrah Abraham look downright normal ... and she's the one who went on a show called Couples Therapy solo, people.