Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 3 Recap: Down the Poop Chute We Go

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 3 treated viewers to television of the highest quality as always, as June and Sugar Bear went honeymooning.

Yup, it was the scripted reality TV show staple, with producers sending a couple on the "honeymoon they never had" and waiting for silly antics to ensue.

Only in HCHBB's case, it was a familymoon, if you will.

NOTE: If you will, then we sort of feel sorry for you.

NOTE #2: We can't turn away either, it's okay.

While Suge didn't care where they went as long as a vibrating bed was involved, the ensuing trip brought the Thompson clan to museums, candy shops and such.

It's unclear what's less appealing to think about, those two copulating, or the entire family using the same RV toilet without flushing. Gotta conserve water?

Who's to say, really, with these individuals. Other "highlights" (term used loosely) from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 3 included ...

  • Discussions of fecal matter and its various color tones.
  • Jessica and Lauryn sucking face with a giraffe.
  • Grazing at the candy shop like it's their jobs.
  • Hot dogs and Powerade for breakfast.
  • A larger-than-life toddler at a children's museum. Literally larger than life. One can climb inside his intestines and take a ride down his "poop chute."

Yes. If you really, really want, you can follow this link to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo online. Just promise you'll clear your browser history after you do.

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YOU MIGHT BE INCLINED TO THINK : "HUMMMM A POOR INNOCENT RACIALLY BASTERDIZED WHITE FAMILY ' HOW CUTE !!!! BUT THESE ARE DEADLY SUBVERSIVES !! THEY VOTED FOR , DEFIANTLY , THE CRIMINAL FOREIGNER , OBAMO ... SO ANY SYMPATHY OR FUNDING OF THEM IS MISPLACED AND ILLADVISED FONDNESS. LOSE 'EM ..

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her face reminds me of my turd the other day.

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