Editor's Note: The American Idol auditions last night in Omaha, Nebraska were far more impressive than our lame attempt at a punny headline above.
Indeed, the Fox competition finished its pre-Hollywood Week run of evaluations on a relatively strong note, as Keith Urban cracked us up by comparing one contestant to Ben Affleck ("Your for directing Argo was phenomenal") and Ryan Seacrest got tackled by an overenthusiastic hugger.
The auditions themselves produced some potential as well. Might one of the following five take home the grand prize in May?
Casey McQuillen went all Demi Lovato on us and sang “Skyscraper." She also looked just liike Jayma Mays and kept things both simple and entertaining.
CJ Jones sang a version of “Stand By Me” and shocked us with his mature, rich voice. He wasn't even bothered by Harry's stomping and grooving along with the track.
Tyler Marshall was seriously excited at merely bing in the room. And that enthusiasm carried over to the judges when they gave him a Golden Ticket for his take on "Proud Mary."
Paula Hunt (above) was inspiring and talented. She made like Etta James on "All I Could Do Was Cry" and said she lost her voice at one point to lost her voice to multiple sclerosis. She's also a member of the U.S. Air Force’s Heartland of America Band.
Tessa Kate shocked us on "Folsom Prison Blues." But she managed to make this Johnny Cash hit her own, picking up the pace and totally jamming out on the second verse.
So... who was your Episode 6 favorite. Do any of these contestants have a chance at joining the following group, which represent our all-time favorite American Idols? Sound off now!
1. Kelly Clarkson
All hail queen Kelly! The original AI winner has a powerhouse voice and hits galore.
2. Phillip Phillips
Season 11's victor Phillip Phillips not only has the same first and last name, his song home is the best-selling American Idol single!
3. Fantasia Barrino
Fantasia has starred on Broadway numerous times and can call herself a Grammy winner.
4. Paul McDonald
Season 11's folk-rock crooner Paul is a mega-talent. Plus, he married Twilight star Nicki Reed...
5. Kellie Pickler
Country cutie Kellie Pickler giggled her way into America's hearts on season 5. She is also a Dancing With The Stars winner!
6. David Cook
Season 7's David Cook was a fan favorite and the ultimate winner, besting David Archuleta.
7. Adam Lambert
Adam Lambert was the runner-up to Kris Allen, but earned a legion of fans he has kept with him to this day.
8. Jordin Sparks
Hi, Jordin Sparks! The former American Idol champion arrives here at the 2013 American Music Awards.
9. David Archuleta
Who doesn't adore David Archuleta? The former runner-up attended the season 10 finale of American Idol.
10. Chris Daughtry
Chris Daughtry is one of the best-selling Idol artists in history. He also looks great shirtless.
11. Katharine McPhee
Amazingly, neither the smoldering Katharine McPhee or Chris Daughtry won their season. Taylor Hicks outlasted them both.
12. Clay Aiken
Clay Aiken has gone on to have a successful post-American Idol career. He's starred in Broadway and released a number of albums.
13. Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson is the only American Idol alum to claim this title: Oscar winner.