Zac Efron's broken jaw has been wired shut since November, and as a result, he hasn’t exactly been able to explain what caused the injury in detail.
Thankfully, his That Awkward Moment co-stars Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan have released a video explaining what really happened to Efron:
“Zac was at home with a girl, giving her the worst sexual experience of her life - absolute worst,” the stars say, trading off lines as Zac sits silently.
“But she was getting into it, until she realized that you were finished, so early."
"And this poor girl’s pent up sexual energy, which you failed to satisfy, made her angry. So she picked up a book, a heavy book, and slammed it into your beautiful face.”
“Case, closed,” Miles and Michael say, trading high fives.
The video is hilarious, in particular because Efron is forced to sit there with his jaw wired shut and let his friends tell this horrible tale about him.
By the end, he looks like he wants to scream and silence them, but can't. Clearly he's a good sport to play along here ... but the question remains:
Is their story actually true? Or at least partially so?
Obviously it sounds like a joke at Efron's expense, and more than likely it is just that, but it's actually a more believable story than his actual excuse.
If you take out the book-to-the-face part, getting injured in a sex accident seems plausible, due to the potential contortions involved. The puddle slip?
Unless he were highly intoxicated, which also seems unlikely given that he was just seen with his six month sobriety chip, we just don't see it happening.
Something doesn't add up here, people! Discuss!