Sorry, folks. We were wrong.
There is no new Tila Tequila sex tape coming on the market.
But there is a sex tape with Tila's British half-sister, Ashley, who is seen below flirting with a guy and also prompting that same guy to make some seriously satisfied sounds.
The naughty parts have been blacked out, but the footage is worth watching anyway for
Tila's British Ashley's fun accent. Enjoy now:
Tequila has been back in the news for all the wrong reasons lately.
So at least it's good to see Tila back to what she does well: pretending to be someone else as she has sex on camera with random partner.