Tila Tequila is allegedly making a new sex tape, and the video will hit the Internet within the next couple of weeks. Knock us over with a feather, we know.
The new tape, like the old, is expected to be pretty hardcore, with an unexpected twist. This time around, TMZ reports, she's getting it on with a guy.
That's right, Vivid Entertainment - the folks behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape and so many others - obtained footage of Tila recently boning on video.
The company plans to release the tape just in time Christmas.
If that doesn't sound like a great stocking stuffer, what does?!
According to those who've seen the new Tila Tequila sex tape, calling it hardcore is an understatement compared to her last version, a girl on girl affair.
If that was Tila Tequila Uncorked, we can't even imagine this.
The reality star isn't saying if she signed off on the tape's release, but since it's being released to the public, you know she already has done so or will.
If Farrah Abraham has taught us anything, it's that these things are almost always planned out, and that Vivid couldn't even sell it without her consent.
No matter what they say, it's almost never "leaked," and if it is, the celebrity could put the kibosh on the release ... but typically choose to just cash in.
It remains to be seen what kind of interest there is in this product, but it may be less repulsive than her recent comments about Jews, Nazis and Hitler.
She sets the bar pretty low, that Tila Tequila.