Snooki to JWoww: No Pushing on the Toilet!

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Pregnancy is a wonderful thing, but as Snooki tells pregnant BFF JWoww in a text message conversation she shared publicly, it can also be a literal pain.

"Sleep safe and keep hydrated, no Advil or Aleve," Snook texted in an exchange with JWoww Christmas night. "No pushing on the toilet either."

"Yes mom!" replied JWoww (a.k.a. Jenni Farley).

Snooki, JWoww Photo

Potential hemorrhoids aside, Farley, 27, made it clear she's over the moon to be expecting her first child next year with her fiance Roger Mathews.

Her longtime love got JWoww pregnant recently, as confirmed by an online greeting card with a photo of the ultrasound. The Jersey Shore alum wrote:

"We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents and create more memories with a new addition to our family!"

"We are extremely happy and cannot wait for our bundle of joy to arrive!"

Farley's text exchange with Snooki (a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi), 26, also proved there will be plenty of play dates between Lorenzo and the new baby in the future.

"Lorenzo was and is perfect," Farley wrote to her friend.

"So will urs," Polizzi texted back ... is it dusty in here?

Of course, this wouldn't be Snooki and JWoww without some terribly inappropriate dialogue, so here's Snook eloquently describing the miracle of child birth:

Snooks Text
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I was sure all Jersey shore mess got swept off the air long ago... stop beating the dead horse already!

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over the moon for jenny and roger!!! yeah. sooooo happy for you. lots of love !

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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