Miley Cyrus Wears Penis Underwear, Ruins Christmas

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In a new promo video for Love magazines (UK), Miley Cyrus wants to make sure you get the holiday season off to a festive, classy start and then some.

The singer is showcased in a new video advent calendar countdown for the publication, and in the below clip, Miles teases it by wishing readers "LOVE."

By sticking out her tongue and yanking up her otherwise demure black dress to reveal her underwear, on which there is a hand-drawn and erect penis.

Nice.

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"Merry Christmas love!" the 21-year-old is seen yelling in the advent video, sticking her infamous tongue out in-between her two fingers, vadge style.

The sizable penis doodle, drawn on her beige underwear, is reminiscent of the pasties that she wore during her Twerking-fest at the 2013 MTV VMAs.

Also in the short clip, the word "LOVE" is written across the screen as animated Christmas trees appear to be flying around the songbird. Joyful.

Miley Cyrus is also sporting new pink locks, reindeer antlers, and a red Santa hat, more than enough imagery to haunt you for the next 24 days.

After the penis reveal, she gallops toward the screen like a reindeer.

"I love it!" someone in the background is heard saying. Check it out:

Fortunately, no one (we know of) believes Miley actually has a penis, so don't expect any rumors a la the whole Lady Gaga hermaphrodite controversy.

Still ... most inappropriate advent calendar ever. Ho, ho, ho?

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She acts exactly like my eleven year old neighbor boy. He too is obsessed with his weenie. What the F is with her?

Shannon-heffner

I'm beginning to think it's not that she just enjoys sticking her tongue out, but she's physically incapable of keeping it in her mouth... Same with the twerking. It's actually some kind of horrible tic that she's using to her advantage. Seriously, Miley... we get it. You're not a Disney star anymore. Time to move this along.

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Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

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