The best thing about Kanye West is that he does and says so many ridiculous things that any tabloid report about the rapper almost always seems feasible.
That doesn't mean that they're true, however. In fact, most of them are not.
The latest hilarious rumor? That Kim Kardashian allegedly has a "glam squad" paid top dollar by Kanye West for the 24/7 primping of his baby mama.
Not the case, according to Gossip Cop, which debunked this one very quickly.
Why would Kanye interfere with the perfection of Kim Kardashian, anyway?
While he clearly has his opinions about fashion and style, and loves his girl to look good, he's also on record saying it doesn't matter what she wears.
Ranking his fiance's beauty in "the top 10 of human existence," Kanye raved last month that "I don't give a f--k what type of jacket she got on!"
As for the glam squad report, it cited a "source" claiming the "team" is on standby "24/7, ready to get on a private jet to be whisked to her location.”
“Kim only trusts her team to make her look gorgeous and doesn’t work with outsiders,” alleges Radar's insider, claiming that 'Ye pays $250,000 for this.
Only she does work with stylists all around the world and often. Oh well.
In other news, Kim denies she has North West's eyebrows waxed, Tweeting, "Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young?"
"Come on, I'd wait until she's at least 2 1/2! I'm kidding!!! Its pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughters eyebrows."
"They are thick, natural and amazing!"