Jennifer Lawrence Sex Toy Stash: Found By Maid!

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Jennifer Lawrence always has the best stories.

This would be the case if she were your best friend (which it feels like she is), but the fact that she's an A-list movie star just makes them 10 times better.

On Conan last night promoting American Hustle, the Oscar winner said that if she wasn't in show business, she'd want to be a maid. Why that choice?

Well, because she likes cleaning and snooping.

Funny story about that! Her own maid recently came across a number of sex toys at the actress' residence, she awkwardly and hilariously described ...

"This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It's a long story," she said. "I had a copious amount of butt plugs."

Mmmkay. How many are we talking here?

"Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors. And the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I'll just shove this under the bed so she doesn't see all these butt plugs.'"

"She might not know they are a joke."

You know where this is going ...

"Then I came back home and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table," the actress recalls.

"I think she knew what she was doing," Jen went on. "They were under the bed. I wanted to leave a note like, ‘not mine' or ‘bought as joke.'"

Best story ever? Close to it.

Jennifer Lawrence also shared another one about how she was so hyped as a kid she was nicknamed Nitro, and once wet the bed at age 13.

You gotta hear that one too, because it's J-Law:

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