Farrah Abraham Plugs Girls & Corpses Cover, Defies Description

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Farrah Abraham's latest video plugging Farrah Abraham's latest magazine cover is enough to leave you at a loss for words. For many reasons.

First and foremost, Girls & Corpses magazine is apparently a thing. Second, Farrah Abraham is posing in it. Third, she cannot say the word "corpse."

Highlights of the Girls & Corpses spread, as announced by her nonsensical Keek video, which you may or may not have subjected yourself to above:

  1. Farrah does not actually pose with real corpses. Just ... dolls?
  2. She wears a bikini. The guy from the American Gothic? No.
  3. The magazine is celebrating the "bread casket" of America.
  4. The corpses do not look impressed by her intelligence level.
  5. She got to "play around with melons." Like James Deen ...

Farrah also says she looks forward to "many more" photo shoots, and if we're lucky, she'll get those offers. Because this sort of things is so unforgettable.

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Corpeses? I cannot stop watching these videos of her. She literally makes my day by being so dumb. I could have the worst day ever and yet, I'll smile all the way home!!!

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Hahaha! She never ceases to amaze us. She REALLY thinks this bizarre magazine photo shoot is the BIG TIME! She talks as if she posed for Vogue or something. I swear she REALLY believes she's on the level of someone like Jessica Alba. Her inability to see things realistically just blows my mind! REAL Hollywood has no idea who she is, she lives in Austin & made a p0rno for Vivvid. No talent, (sorry "Michael"), no class & ABSOLUTELY no brains...oh but she's a STAR! HILARIOUS!

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Attention Whores: Stop mistaking the after birth for the baby!!! the baby has elbows and knees snd cries. Her mom raised the placenta by mistake. There's a Farrah out there that has a functioning brain..She may even be a functioning person!

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@ duh

I doubt that..No brain anywhere, Shes a disgusting slut thriving for attention, I refuse to watch that show BECAUSE shes in it!

Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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