Farrah Abraham is Keeking out once again. And we are even more scared than ever. It's Christmas time, and she appears to be auditioning for the tree.
Seriously. That's what the former Teen Mom star is trying to be these days, right? That fake plastic tree you buy when you don't want a real one?
There's certainly something non-human about her. Take a look:
It's freaky, we're telling you. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
This is almost worse than the Farrah Abraham porn, which was disturbing in its own right. But this ... it's like Farrah Abraham possessed by something.
What is she even talking about, honestly? Is she capable of completing a full sentence? She's making Jenelle Evans look pulled together ... and fresh-faced.
'Tis the season ... for nightmares? Halloween was in October, girl.