Farrah Abraham Keeks Out Over Christmas, is Really Freaking Us Out

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Farrah Abraham is Keeking out once again. And we are even more scared than ever. It's Christmas time, and she appears to be auditioning for the tree.

Seriously. That's what the former Teen Mom star is trying to be these days, right? That fake plastic tree you buy when you don't want a real one?

There's certainly something non-human about her. Take a look:

It's freaky, we're telling you. The lights are on, but nobody's home.

This is almost worse than the Farrah Abraham porn, which was disturbing in its own right. But this ... it's like Farrah Abraham possessed by something.

What is she even talking about, honestly? Is she capable of completing a full sentence? She's making Jenelle Evans look pulled together ... and fresh-faced.

'Tis the season ... for nightmares? Halloween was in October, girl.

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Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I was more than ready for a shower. I didn't do a bukkake scene, but it felt like it. My body was swimming with Jimmy semen.