Eminem may not have won Christmas 2013.
But the rapper has definitely sullied it.
With numerous Christmas cards standing out over the past several days - from Mena Suvari and her floating cats to Kelly Clarkson and her hilariously awkward family - Eminem has offered up a new entry.
It involves the artist. A reindeer. And an act that really shouldn't be taking place in front of impressionable young elves. See for yourself: