The Internet is a glorious, hilarious place where people ask all of their dumbest questions with absolutely no filter at all. And believe us, there are totally dumb questions.
These people also seem never to have heard of Google, which makes it even better. Or worse? You be the judge.
This Facebook user wants to get "read" of cats:
I have only the following in response:
Keep going for more of the dumbest questions people have asked on the Internet.
In all fairness, maybe this person has kids. Or nieces and nephews. Or neighbors who are children. Maybe.
RIP Jack, who was too dumb to paddle over to the next piece of driftwood and not die!
Telling time is not this person's strong suit. Clocks are tricky, yo!
TLC called. There's a show for this:
This person's giving Jessica Simpson a run for her money:
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