Charlie Sheen is livid with ex-wife Denise Richards after she reportedly suggested he skip an annual holiday trip with their daughters, Sam and Lola.
As a result, he's threatening to hit her where it hurts. The wallet.
The former Two and a Half Men star, 48, is steaming after Richards, 42, made overtures to exclude him from the family vacation this holiday season.
"Less CS = Less CS" according to the loose cannon, who wants to cut his $55,000 a month child support payments to Denise as a result of the snub.
He can probably make that happen, actually, since that sum was privately worked out with Richards, and the court would likely order him to pay less.
Moreover, the family court system would set his visits with the kids in stone, whereas now she unofficially calls the shots, which has worked out.
Until now, when he feels slighted and is going off the rails.
For what it's worth, Charlie Sheen instead is planning on taking his porn starlet girlfriend Brett Rossi on a European excursion for the holidays.
Sounds ... pleasurable in a different sense.
Richards further rankled the actor after allegedly confiscating Sam and Lola’s phones to cut off communication with their father, according to reports.
As we previously reported, an angry Sheen tweeted Sunday, “The lie is over. I’m done being treated like a relative with a one-way ticket. #DuhNeese.”
He posted a photo of baseball bat they’d been given as a wedding gift ... for reasons unknown. With Charlie, trying to get in his head is a fool's errand.
Charlie has a rough history with holidays, as he was famously arrested Christmas Day four years ago after a domestic violence incident with Brooke Mueller.
He’s unlikely to see his twins with Mueller, Bob and Max, as they’re in the custody of her brother Scott ... but at least he won't get arrested. Probably.