Bruce Jenner: What Does He Know?! Will He Ruin Kris Jenner?!

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This year’s Kardashian Christmas card, arguably the family’s most bizarre and definitely their most expensive yet, is telling for a number of reasons.

Yes, Kim Kardashian is front and center and Kendall Jenner appears to be in the process of being groomed to take Kim's place under Kris' emperorship.

But the most notable image of all? Bruce Jenner actually showup up for the shoot, but being shoved in the corner, locked in a glass tube and fighting to escape.

Some photos really are worth a thousand words.

Bruce Jenner Tell-All?

It’s been an embarrassing year for the long-suffering patriarch, now a shell of his former self. And the humiliation he’s endured could cost Kris.

“If Bruce Jenner opens up about all of the dirt he has on Kris, he could easily get a book advance of $15 million,” a publishing insider tells In Touch.

Adds a Kardashian family friend, apparently worried: “All of her secrets would come out and she’d be completely destroyed. Bruce knows everything.”

Yes ... but what? And would he really tell all?

Given that this is Bruce Jenner, probably not. He just likes to race cars, play golf, hang with his kids, and not be nagged. All in all, a super dude.

You can criticize him for a lot of things, but being vindictive or vengeful is just not in his nature. That's why he took Kris' crap for so many years.

Also, what would he possibly say that we don't know, or that would damage her? That she staged / hawked the Kim Kardashian sex tape herself?

Even that wouldn't surprise anyone, or damage the brand. It's like the Empire at this point, just without the obvious weakness in the Death Star.

Or someone willing / interested in taking it on. Bruce is not going to use the Force for anything more than shaving a few strokes off his golf handicap.

We'd pay to read his nonexistent tell-all, though. That's for sure. If he even loses $15 million from his vast fortune, maybe he'll consider it then ...

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Bruce, it's about time you opened your eyes and smelled the coffee! divorce that ol money hungry b----, and get your half, and get with someone thats down to earth and loves you for you. and go spend some of that alimony on your new "loves" and built that golf course and hung-out with your helicopter buddies, it's your time to enjoy life and your family,
i never seen you happy on the show until your kids came aboard and joined the show. your family is beautiful and show lots of respect and still value has ol fashion morals and you should show your 2 young ladies the same, lots of luck if they stay with Kris.... :( k-house nothing but madness, she acts if she grew up in the hood! with all the drama thats there.

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BRAVO BRUCE GIVE IT ALL TO OURS. SHE DESERVE IT AND SHE JUST AN OLD BITCH JUST ASSUME YOUR AGE AND ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE AN OLD BITCH

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......and he's doing it for free, folks!!

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YOU SEE THIS --- " ROMANCING THE CRONE " WEIRD SHIT ??? THAT 90 YEAR-OLD SACK , JOAN RIVERS IS HAWKING SOME BODY ODOR DEODORIZER PRODUCT CALLED RENUZIT BO PLUS !!! SHE HAS A ;BUNCH OF ETHNIC SMELLY DUDES TO DEODORIZE -- GOOD LUCK !!!!