Andrew Frey, a 37-year-old Oregon resident, got so high on methamphetamine that he says he had no recollection of events that took place this weekend.
Those events involved getting wasted out of his mind, going to a bar to masturbate, getting tased multiple times and fighting multiple police officers.
Frey told Marion County Sheriff’s officers that he took the drug Saturday. On Sunday, he reportedly refused to pay a locksmith he called to his home.
He then headed to a local shopping center where an employee escorted him off the property, and finally to Iggy’s Bar & Grill, where took a seat.
After he exposed himself to a bartender, he started to masturbate. Hard.
Police were called to the scene and Frey moved to the bathroom, continuing his attempts to please himself and not responding to attempts to arrest him.
Seriously. A deputy officer attempted to subdue him multiple times and even used a Taser on him more than once, but it had no effect on Frey.
The deputy then got into a fight with Frey and things got crazier.
He tried to radio for help, but it didn’t work inside the restaurant.
That only prolonged the scuffle with the masturbating meth-head, as the dispatcher tried to get an update and realized communications were down.
The dispatcher then radioed for backup and 15 police officers descended on the bar; it took all or most of them to finally arrested the out-of-control suspect.
Frey was treated at a local hospital and then transported to county jail, where he was charged with public indecency, resisting arrest and theft of services.
It’s not clear if he found completion in his pleasure quest.